1. You eat chocolate every day
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How some people get headaches from lack of caffeine, you get headaches from lack of chocolate. Doesn't matter where you are, what you're doing, at some point during your day you HAVE to get your hands on some chocolate. My personal fav is some chocolate covered cocoa beans. They're delicious and you get a crazy buzz!
2. You accept all kinds of chocolate
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Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate you love 'em all! Truffles, cupcakes, cake, ice cream- literally any kind of chocolate you will accept!
3. You talk about chocolate like A LOT
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Not only do you eat a lot of chocolate, but you won't shut the hell up. Your whole day is shaped around when and where you will eat chocolate- facts that you often convey to your often very annoyed friends.
4. You don't believe in Vanilla Ice Cream
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It's not a thing. It never was.
5. You consider green M&Ms vegetables
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If you're a true chocolate addict I highly suggest that you seek medical attention quite frequently- because if you are a true addict you're probably not eating much/ any vegetables. You probably only eat green M&Ms and the occasional green starburst or skittle- but mostly you stick to chocolate :)
6. You believe that chocolate should be it's own food group.
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It should be, and if not chocolate at least sugar!
7. You've eaten more than 10 chocolate bars in one day (not including Halloween).
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I've personally eaten 11 but then I threw up- however it did happen! If you haven't eaten 10 chocolate bars in one day chances are you're not truly addicted. While you may have a bit of an abusive relationship with chocolate you're not quite addicted. Also Halloween absolutely does not count. Halloween is the day for candy. On Halloween all stomachs are expanded beyond their usual barriers and thus it is much easier to consume mass amounts of chocolate.
8. Speaking of Halloween- it's your favorite holiday because duh free chocolate!
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On Halloween you get to dress up in silly costumes, pretend to be someone else, and there is free candy! It's pretty much gods gift to earth :)
9. You only ever order chocolate cake
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You may even order two slices: one for dinner and one for dessert.
10. You may possibly die from an overdose on chocolate (and thus provide a very interesting episode of Strangest Ways to Die).
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It would start with simply one or two chocolate bars. Then maybe a cup or two of hot cocoa, some chocolate covered cocoa beans, all simple and harmless until your heart suddenly explodes due to a massive sugar overdose. Very sad, but if there was any way to go....
11. You use ANY excuse to eat chocolate
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You're sad, you're hungry, you want a sugar high, you're on your period, you got an A, you got a B, you got an F (especially eat chocolate if you got an F).
12. Your idea of shopping doesn't usually involve clothing
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While most of your friends want to go shopping for clothes and accessories, you always go with you sweet tooth and usually find your way to the nearest chocolate/ candy shop.
13. You eat chocolate chip pancakes 5/7 days for breakfast
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If the only way you can get yourself to eat "real breakfast food" is to throw a shit ton of chocolate chips in it- you may be addicted to chocolate. However that being said chocolate chip pancakes are freaking delicious and if able I probably would also eat them for 5/7 days a week.
14. You bake ALL THE TIME!
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Not only do you love eating chocolate, but you also love making it! From cakes to pies to cupcakes to cookies you love baking anything chocolaty! It's an awesome way to pass the time and you get a tasty treat when you're done! All around win!
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